FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

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Got from a friend off of facebook. Thought I'd share it with those I haven't yet.

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the idiot’s name.
3. Help someone when they`re in trouble and they will remember you when they`re in trouble again!
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol will not solve your problems, but then neither will a glass of water!