FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

Post by Fasttracks0 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:19 pm

Got from a friend off of facebook. Thought I'd share it with those I haven't yet.
  1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
  2. Forgive your enemy but remember the idiot’s name.
  3. Help someone when they`re in trouble and they will remember you when they`re in trouble again!
  4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
  5. Alcohol will not solve your problems, but then neither will a glass of water!
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