- Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy but remember the idiot’s name.
- Help someone when they`re in trouble and they will remember you when they`re in trouble again!
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
- Alcohol will not solve your problems, but then neither will a glass of water!
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Got from a friend off of facebook. Thought I'd share it with those I haven't yet.
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