On the Bus

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On the Bus

Post by Fasttracks0 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:08 pm

You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember.....You've been listening to your iPod the whole time....
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Re: On the Bus

Post by lxcidxl » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:57 pm

thats funny!! Posting on FB lol
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Re: On the Bus

Post by Pi...I.Like » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:51 am

LOL...

I'll....daa
have....dee
to...daa
remember...fizzzzz
that...deee
!!!



Oh...I ride a bus daily to work ;)
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